Turn your "Rainbow Table" into a real 🌈RAINBOW TABLE🌈

We teachers call them many things: our teacher tables, kidney tables, horseshoe tables, activity tables. So many confusing names! My favorite name for the classic arc-shaped table is, of course, the "Rainbow Table," since I happen to be rainbow-addicted, but you have to have a pretty amazing imagination to see a rainbow on one of those boring c-shaped tables under most circumstances.

Well, thankfully, if you are in possession of one of these tables, you are almost undoubtedly a 🌈teacher🌈of some type--and you don't last long in that role without a pretty stellar ✨imagination✨.

So, in about 2014, I pulled out my spectrum of colorful masking tapes and stuck some segments of tape together in each color to make myself a rainbow on the surface of my teaching table ✂️.  I was pretty pleased with the results, but almost immediately my little people were picking at it--so I had to go over the top with clear packing tape.  And even then I had to make rules for my table that included "hands at the edge or in your lap." 🚫 (Quite honestly, HATEOIYL is still a pretty great rule as it encourages much better posture in my little kindernauts.  Plus, what an outrageously awkward acronym!  Bonus!)

Version 1.0 - colored masking tape and clear packing tape
NOT RECOMMENDED!

I only have one picture of this taped up rainbow table which was taken by a parent volunteer...on a day when the whole community were dressed up as 🌌 extraterrestrials 👽.  But the good news is, the photo was taken while I was actually teaching (well, assessing!)--so it must not have been too much of a distraction that I was dressed as a Vulcan.  No doubt none of my students even knew the first thing about Star Trek 🖖.  They probably thought I was just an elf with some perpetually grumpy eyebrows.

Well, after about 5 years of limping my taped up table along, I finally decided I needed something more permanent and less pickable 😔.  Cleaning my table off with all the gummy tape residue was NO JOKE.  I strongly caution anyone from getting themselves in that mess!  With much effort (shudder!), I finally cleaned off my rainbow table and, over summer break, I decided to bring my dream of a painted rainbow table to fruition. 🍎🍊🍍🍐🔵🍇

😩 Anyway, blah blah blah. 💤 People always blab on far too much about the back-story instead of sharing what people really want to know--and clearly I am no different.

And now: How to Actually Turn Your Teaching Table into a 🌈Rainbow🌈

First, like all good teachers, I did my research.  To my shock, I couldn't find anyone else who had undertaken a project quite like this. 

I did find out about needing to clean and sand plastic laminate tables like mine before painting.  I also found out that, as far as cheap spray paint was concerned, Rust-Oleum was the highest ranked.  I was able to get red through blue on the spectrum, but alas, for purple I ended up having to buy another brand (who shall remain nameless) in order to get a gloss finish for all of the paints.  They were sold out of purple, alas. And quite honestly, the purple was more challenging to work with as a result.  So go with a good brand, if you can!

Taping it up:

Then I got out my blue tape and taped up my table in the pattern that I wanted:

A birds eye view. Chicken legs. Lolz.

Taped and ready!

Painting it on:

Primed!

 After I primed over the spaces for all the color lines using Rust-Oleum's primer, I used cardboard (held in my hand) and butcher paper taped to the table to mask the areas where I didn't want to have paint.  Even though it wasn't a super windy day, the wind did splatter the paint around a fair amount, so I was glad I had taken some precautions.

Because of how the greenspace works outside of my school, I unfortunately had to do much of my work somewhat near to some very tall trees.  And those trees did take opportunity to drop some little bits and pieces on me while I worked--which was at times pretty frustrating--even though I know the trees didn't do it out of malice.  Well, much malice. (Resting "on their laurels" because they make most of our O2, the greenery's manners can be a bit lax at times, if you ask me.)  And, since we are complaining about nature, some over-curious bugs did lose their lives by landing in my paint as well.  Bah.

Did I take any safety precautions, you wonder? Yes, yes.  I did wear a fabulous face mask to keep fumes to a minimum--even though it did give me a very Darth Vader-like voice when parents and former students wandered by the school to chat.  (But you already know I like sci-fi, so...maybe that wasn't all bad.)

I painted each color line by line.

And used cardboard to keep the paint where I wanted it.

There was a fair amount of waiting for the paint to dry between each color ⏱️, so I could add a second coat but eventually it was done. (Two coats was definitely important, but maybe I could have skipped some of the dry time!  Yikes!)  Then, after letting the table have several hours to dry outdoors, I swaddled it in towels (not pictured) so I wouldn't scratch it and took it indoors to dry for 48 hours before I could topcoat it. The table had to go on its side to get through the door and it's not light, so dinging the paint was a legitimate concern.  Luckily my partner and I managed to maneuver it without incident! 💋

Blue tape with white primer looks like a beautiful blue sky, no? 

Waiting it out:

Yay-yay!  After 48 hours I took the blue tape off and although it wasn't perfect, it was certainly better than my previous masking tape job!  I did clean it up a little with my putty knife--scratching off some stray bits of paint before I readied it for the next step by re-sanding the areas where there wasn't any paint and using super cleaner to give it one last wash-off 🚿.

 

Topping it off:

Then I did my research about top coats for oil-based paint--since spray paint is oil paint and you don't want to mix acrylic and oil, I guess?  Thank goodness I have the internet to steer me right 💓. (Heh, heh.  How often do you get to say that?)  

So, over the course of a weekend, I added two coats of General Finishes High Performance Topcoat, applied with a sponge applicator.  Although the application with the sponge was easy, it was probably also a bit wasteful of the product as a bunch of it squirted all over the floor.  (Yes, I had put down more butcher paper to protect the floor!)  I was sad I didn't have enough topcoat for a third coat, but oh well!

And then I was nervous as it evidently takes days and days for the water-based top coat to really cure, but so far so good.  This year I am teaching my favorite grade of all: kindergarten--so the table has definitely been anointed with dry erase marker, juice, boogers, and many other exciting substances 🤢☠️ and has stood the test boldly.  (It is now January--so it lasted to the new year!  Happy 2020!) 

Though I still maintain my HATEOIYL protocol (see above!), I don't really have to worry at little picking fingers will mess up my table.  Thank you topcoat!  Supposedly, I will even be able to use nail polish remover 💅 to get sharpie off of it without the topcoat being ruined.  (Of course I don't plan to overdo the acetone, should it become necessary!) 

Conclusions

This was an expensive project, both in terms of time 🕕 and money 💰 spent on materials, so brace yourself if you really want to commit to a project of this scope.  Truth be told, my gorgeous table does have lots of little imperfections that would drive many of my perfection-oriented colleagues mad 😵.  I refuse to show you any of them, however, because I am too vain 🦋.

Luckily (for many), I am not perfection-oriented and, sitting at my rainbow table every day does 💖fill my heart with pure joy💖.  Okay, most of that joy truly comes from teaching 😜 little geniuses 😁 at it, but it sure doesn't hurt that it is also shimmeringly beautiful on the days I have to sit there and mark assessments with no 👧 whip-smart 5 and 6 year old pixies 👦 nearby.  

You are probably wondering, because you are probably a rule follower, whether I asked anyone's permission before embarking on this project.  Well, nope, I didn't.  I thought about it 🤔.  And I worried about it 😟.  And then I decided that I would just be heartily sorry 😢 if anyone got upset with me about it rather than heartily sorry that I never lived out my dream 🤗.  

I also strongly suspect that if I ever move to a new school or take a different position that some of my colleagues would be pretty delighted to take it off my hands.  Heh heh.  I know I would be angling for it!  Who doesn't love rainbows?